nippled:

I kinda wanna be in a gang but only like once and not even a real gang maybe one of those corny gangs that snap in sync and have choreographed dance movies 

» 2 days ago + 5,306 notes [via: laughcentre source: nippled]
 

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool

» 2 days ago + 112,170 notes [via: orgasmic-humor source: ozzyosborntodie]
 

superwholockgiraffe:

alphasbane:

how much i am attracted to chris pine really just depends on how much facial hair he has because there’s chris pine

image

and then there’s chris pine

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I’m disappointed that you chose not to make use of Chris Fine

» 2 days ago + 23,145 notes [via: thewolfandtheassbutt source: alphasbane]
 

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

» 2 days ago + 26,283 notes [via: n-orway source: fandomacepilot]
 

lrvin:

I did nothing all day I don’t understand why I’m tired

» 2 days ago + 51 notes [via: lrvin source: lrvin]

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

» 2 days ago + 13,857 notes [via: orgasmic-humor source: overhumor]
 

sgrubs:

shwartzbald:

sgrubs:

im waiting for the day when people freak out when i follow them

OH GOD ITS FOLLOWING ME!!!!
EW! EW!

GO AWAY!!

dont do that

» 2 days ago + 31,654 notes [via: orgasmic-humor source: sgrubs]
 

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

dearheart42:

kyleehenke:

do u ever get so torn between being productive or doing something fun that they cancel each other out and you wind up just sitting on your ass

did you mean the story of my entire life

» 2 days ago + 22,855 notes [via: laughcentre source: kyleehenke]
 
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